last saturday night, i went out with a group of friends at tantrum bar after the venetian parade night on the lake. one of the topics came out in the conversation was breast implant. one gal said that she'd like to get breast implant JUST for the clothes fitting purpose! (she said that it was not meant to get men's attention) i'm like why? she's tall and fit. she's not too skinny nor stocky. she said that she's sick of finding the right underwear and clothes for herself. i think it applies the same thing for all ladies because each individual has different body and not all clothes can fit her well. i know she's thinking about her body, but as for majority of intellectual men, i speak for them, aren't crazy about massaging the implant boobs. while the implants may do the wonders for some ladies, i'm not crazy about them like the people getting cochlear implants to enhance their listening skills. some do work and some don't. who knows if in the future, we'd become the 'billionare' bionic humans with titanium bones and optic fibers as muscle fibers. that would definitely make the world more compicated and chaotic. i'm ALL for natural stuff. if i wanted to make my butt and tummy tighter, then i would work out instead of getting liposuction. if i wanted to be a sexual machine, then i'd have to practice more instead of taking enhancing performance pills. the list goes on, but you get my drift here... oh yeah, one more last note, breast implants can actually kill you as one guy actually suffocated in a stripper's enhanced boobs! ladies, that's another reason not to get implants for your boyfriends ;-)
my dear esteemed sir,
there's nothing wrong with implants per se. if a woman wants them, and actually gets em... more power to them. what is wrong, however, is the need of certain people to lambast this particular surgical procedure because they perceive the results as FAKE, HARD TO MASSAGE, and the CAUSE OF SUFFOCATION (hee hee).
i do concede it's wrong to get implants based on the non sequitur that getting implanted means finding the bluebird of happiness. most assuredly, it isn't necessary, but should the woman, whatever her reasons, want implants to somehow enhance the quality of her already-happyhappyjoyjoy life, why stand in her way?
oh, and you should include a life insurance clause that covers death by implant suffocation if you're so worried about that. Double indemnity! ;)
just had to throw my two silicones in :)
affectionately yours,
neither skinny nor stocky
eglintina:
thx for the 'silicone' note.
i can understand on how a lady can try to enhance her life after she has fulfilled her life with full satisfaction, but what happens if she tries to insert MORE silicones to herself? wouldn't that lead to a self-destruction at all?
point taken on life insurance tho. i wonder what's the odds for getting implant suffocation? but i'm not worried at all about it as i'm happily attached to my natural lady, but then who knows if i'll get suffocated by a voluptuous, lusty woman ;-)
Posted by: gabe on August 2, 2002 04:40 PManyway, in e ally mcbeal series..LONG ago..a woman was charged murder cos her big boobs suffocated her millionare lover to death. cool.4got how did e ending goes
Posted by: cCube on April 22, 2004 10:21 AM